Dreadful chicken nuggets

A couple of days ago at the supermarket I found a new brand of ready-to-cook chicken nuggets different than what I usually buy.  Who doesn't like variety?  So I picked one pack and brought home and fried them tonight.

How disappointing, when you fry them the crumbs don't turn golden uniformly.  They burn very easily, so you end up with parts that are decently cooked, and others that are clearly overdone.  But what's worse is the taste!  Even though it's labeled as "Chicken Pops", when you bite into it, it feels in your mouth like those fish meatballs they sometimes put into Chinese soups.  But what is worst, is that they actually taste like fish!  This ain't chicken, no way!