Pseudopizzas

A couple of nights ago I tried a "new kind" of pizza one of the local eateries is offering.  It comes with a crunchy layer on top of everything else, it's like a giant Doritos.  It doesn't taste any better than without, but at least makes it crunchier, so I guess that's better for some people.

However, what freaked me out was the pizza's filling.  It was a funky sweet combination of diced chicken and something that resembled ketchup.  It was sweet and awful.  Truly despicable.  And to add insult to palate injury, you were supposed to dip this concoction in some sauce, and you had your choice of "cocktail sauce" and "BBQ sauce".  WTF?

What kind of moron could've come up with this combination?  It's unforgivable that they forgot the maraschinos and the mango sauce.