Woman's 7.5 metre fingernails

Ananova

Take a look at the two pictures in the link above. The first one is of a lady whose nails are said to measure a combined 7.5 metres. But she says that she can do most house chores without problems. I wonder when she goes to the bathroom how does she wipe her ass? I can't imagine.

The second picture is of a guy whose hairstyle is said to measure 53 cm. I think he's kind of cool. But how did he put on that T-shirt without breaking that mohican? Does he get his hair done after getting dressed? Or perhaps his T-shirt can be unbuttonned or unzipped on the back!