Maybe I'll repent later, but this is what I have in mind right now...

Our MD brought one of his "friends" to put him in a rather high position in our little company.  He said that he's known him for more than 10 years, and was always talking wonders about him.  He put so much trust in him that he even gave him his own private office while at the same time giving me a shared desk with another moron that I'm thankful is no longer with us.

After a few months, I don't see that the "friend" did anything.  We always have to spoon feed him.  He really didn't produce anything, anything, anything.  Yet he even wanted the company to pay for his lunch(?).

Later he quit from the company in a rush, and he even sneaked into the office on a Sunday to retrieve his own things, plus some company property, which he "borrowed" to use as a "guarantee" that the guy who brought him onboard would pay him back his debt worth a total of about $12.

What kind of moron brings in a "friend" like this?