Fucking jerk

This guy's supposed to be here only for the morning, a couple of hours
at most. I called him for work, and I told him in advance that it was
going to be real quick.

And as promissed, it was real quick, and we were done in less than two
hours. But then, instead of leaving, he just hangs around, kind of
like waiting for the bus, or for me to serve him tea. I don't know
what the fuck is he waiting to leave.

He grabbed an old newspaper of mine (more than one month old that I
had been keeping for archival purposes), and read it very patiently,
and then left it all in disorder! Then he was talking on his mobile
many many times while I was at his side trying to get some work done.

And then on top of all that, he was even taking a nap! Actually, TWO naps!

I don't want this SOB here!!! But gotta have him just because of my
brother. There's some kind of protection or bonding, I don't know
that my brother always brings this guy onboards. What the hell???

He even puts his feet up my coffee table. Excuse me, I didn't know
this was your house?

How annoying.