Ha! Last year when I was watching American Idol, I got the impression that this guy, Clay Aiken is gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that though.

But just a couple of days ago when I was watching MTV, they played a music video of him, and noticed that his album is titled Measure of a Man. I wonder, what measure was he thinking of when they chose this name? Was it dick length or circumference? Or maybe stiffness?