This is funny! My high school has a guestbook/anecdote page as part of its website. This guestbook is largely uncensored (the few times people write ugly things, only sometimes are they deleted), so one day of boredom I decided to excersise my literary creativity.

I wrote something like this: When we were in our senior year, I used to have Tarot sessions in which I'd guess which of they guys were circumcized. Then I'd pay a few cents to guy XX or guy YY so that they'd follow our specimens to the restroom, and check him while he urinates. It was very funny because the days I guessed correctly, these same guys would insist that I guess for them which of the girls are virgin.

Then I signed with a false girl's name, and added a class year that is not even mine!

Today I check this website again for the first time in many months, and there's another girl of that class who has added something like: That crazy Tarot girl, it must be you zzz! Hey, I thought you were in Russia! I missed you! Kisses!