Ha! Yesterday I was chatting with my brother's new secretary, a very young, slim, and demure lady.

We weren't talking anything important. At one point we started to talk about a restaurant we'd both had been (but not gone together), and even eaten the same buffet. Nice, she likes the same food as I do! I thought.

Then, somehow we started to talk about the price of that thing, and she'd insist that it was twice as expensive as I remembered it. I was very confused, and couldn't believe it. In fact, I was so astonished, that the first thing that came to my mind was to say: "Maybe you ate enough to feed to persons, so they charged you double the regular price!"

Thank ___, my mind worked faster than my mouth and I didn't say anything terrible like that!